Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Old News! 10/8 - 10/10


With the hopes of increasing the math and science scores of American schoolchildren President Obama has proposed to lengthen the school year. So far it has only increased the numbers of uneducated protesters.






American Girl has released a new doll who's back story tells a sad tale about her father abandoning her and her mother, forcing them to live on the streets. For just $95 your daughter can have that doll or this homeless person.










The Twins beat the Tigers 6 to 5 in the twelfth to win a playoff bid. This just in Detroit has committed suicide.






A bronze statue of Helen Keller was unveiled at the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday, or did they?






Scientists at NASA have discovered a supersized ring around Saturn -- one so large that it would take 1 billion Earths to fill it. Saturn has been flaunting all up in Uranus' face. Putting Neptune in a pretty awkward situation. Ooh I love space gossip.

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